Jaen’s Sarcastic Rants   6 comments

5. (New) I’m going to hell. It’s OK. I’ve got family there.

4. Serenity is my religion; therefore, someone who irritates me is considered sinning and will do time in hell.

3. Insurance company customer service representatives should be referred to as “Coffin Dealers.” I believe no further explanation is needed.

2. Not sure if there is an “our Father which art in heaven” but if there is: he’s the ultimate dead-beat dad.

1. I wonder if in a parallel universe I’m also in debt? If not, is there a way I could lend myself some money?

Posted October 16, 2010 by Jaen Wirefly

6 responses to Jaen’s Sarcastic Rants

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  1. Hi Jaen. I love rants. You should let it all out. I’m a subscriber now so you have to. ;)

  2. I love those!

  3. hmmm…i always thought it was “our father thou art in heaven” although i must confess to not reading anything from a bible since primary school days.

    oh and hiya Jaen, just subscribed to your blog. :-)

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